Have you ever been bullied at school before? this is your story(expressions)

you were minding your own business, one idiot now come and pinch you.

you will be like:

 what now!!

he/she will be like:

 wetin youwan do!!

on your way going home he/she grab you like:

then one devil push you to slap he/she:

he/she will be like:

you slap me!!!!

when you reach home, you deside to learn kung fu for the coming fight:

you when you suddenly see he/she the next day:

 mo gbe!!!

he/she now slap you:

you hit he/she and notised it was noting

 you will just be feelin like ant vs gorila

he/she now give you one super punch:

you open your eyes and meet your self like dis:

 omg! i fainted?

you when you see he/she the next day:

 i wont collect another jinx blow again...