MAGIC MONEY (JOKE)

yesterday morning i went to a bank to collect money frm d atm machine..i needed #30,000 bt na #10,000 remain 4 my account...
So i desided to try my lurk, i insert my atm card into d machine nd press #30.000

na play i call am..d atm vomite 30k o
i was so happy..i went on and spent it any how
wen d money finish i went back to d machine to try again i press 50.000
i swear atm vomite am o. i run go hotel..i go carry olosho...money finish...i ran to d atm again...press 50k samtin...i said GESUS I DON TURN MERLIN...i spent evry tin... soo much enjoy ment
Nw on my way to d bank today my papa call me...
me=hollo dad
dad=john aw ar u?
me=am sooo fine daddy
dad=k...i sent 110.000 to u yesterday morning.u see am?
me=ahh.i don die hard..ye yes i see am
dad=k na yr school fee O
(fon fall 4 my hand)i began to shout
den d marlin in me push me go again
i insert my atm an press 1k
nahin d machine vomit......my card back.
atm machine=idiot son of buhari, u want make i vomit my intestine abi...
i still dey oshodi market dey beg....